Comments watching a match when your team is losing:
- Merdam! (acc, sg, "shit")
- Pila intus erat, arbiter stulte! (= The ball was in, stupid referee)
- Potes meos suaviari clunes, arbiter! (= You can kiss my ass, referee)
- Futue te ipsum, arbiter! (= go fuck yourself, referee).
When your team is winning:
- Vescere bracis meis (= eat my shorts)
- Derideo te! (= I laugh at you)
Comforting your crying friend while watching the match:
- noli curare, amice, memento tantum pedifollem esse (= don't worry, remember that this is only soccer)
If he/she doesn't accept it:
- fact ut vivas! (= get a life!)